You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
- 1. Top turn on?
- 2. Last time you had sex with someone of a different gender?
- 3. Last time you had sex with someone of the same gender?
- 4. Last time you masturbated?
- 5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
- 6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?
- 7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?
- 8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?
- 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?
- 10. Dom(me)/Sub/Switch?
- 11. Is pain a good thing?
- 12. Do you like biting?
- 13. Do you like scratching?
- 14. Are you slightly horny right now?
- 15. Are you very horny right now?
- 16. Do you like face fucking?
- 17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
- 18. Do you cook naked?
- 19. Do you like foreplay?
- 20. Have you had an orgasm?
- 21. Do you like sex with toys?
- 22. Do you like sex with kink?
- 23. Would you have sex with someone you just met?
- 24. Do you like your nipples played with?
- 25. Do you like your lips bitten?
- 26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?
- 27. How often do you masturbate?
- 28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
- 29. Would you have sex with a married person?
- 30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?
- 31. Do you go outside naked?
- 32. Do you like being woken up with sex?
- 33. Do you give oral?
- 34. Would you let someone eat food off of you?
- 35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?
- 36. Do you like having drunk sex?
- 37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?
- 38. What is your favorite thing about sex?
- 39. What is your favorite sexual setting?
- 40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
- 41. Would you ever make a porno with your partner?
- 42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your partner?
- 43. Do you like it rough?
- 44. Do you prefer to give or recieve?
- 45. Do you like to have one night stands?
- 46. How do you feel about one night stands?
- 47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
- 48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
- 49. How long do you like foreplay to last?
- 50. Do you like kissing during sex?
- 51. Describe your favorite sexual experience.
- 52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
- 53. What does your favorite foreplay include?
- 54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
- 56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
- 57. Could you live without sex?
- 58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
- 59. Do you like to perform oral sex?
- 60. Do you like to receive oral sex?
- 61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
- 62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
- 63. Have you ever been caught in the act?
- 64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?
- 65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
- 66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
- 67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
- 68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
- 69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
- 70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
- 71. Do you practice safe sex?
- 72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
- 73. Have you ever cried from how good a sexual experience was?
- 74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
- 75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
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If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
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